What do you do when you get to your favorite fishing spot and find there’s somebody already there? First of all, stay calm, and don’t give away any of your secrets!

Maybe you find you’ve suddenly got spectators to the battle with your big fish.

Play it cool, and pretend there’s actually nothing much going on. Before long, your audience will grow bored and decide to move on.

Then the best revenge is knowing they’ve left empty handed and missed out on this: